“A cruise ship? Me? Never!” was always my standard response whenever anyone brought up the ‘C’ word.
And here’s why:
- I’ve always associated cruising with the dreaded norovirus – not ideal when you’re an emetophobe.
- I’m a long way off retirement age.
- Despite my obsession with the ocean – see my Instagram feed here – I am prone to seasickness on ferries and larger boats, which swiftly brings me back to point one.
- I have the attention span of a flea.
Yet last month I ended up spending two nights on the world’s largest cruise ship when, as part of the day job, Royal Caribbean invited me for a two-night sailing aboard its latest luxury cruise liner Symphony of the Seas, a 1,188 ft long bad boy with 18, yes 18, decks ahead of her official debut.
My eyes were on stalks as I digested the particulars. This cruise ship had a surf simulator (wahoo!) and a zip line (yes!) as well as climbing walls, an escape room, the tallest slide at sea, laser tag, hot tubs, 19 pools, water slides, West End-sized theatres, a spa, numerous shops and more than 20 restaurants, bars and cafes.
Nonetheless I still couldn’t quite get my head around the concept so I signed up, packed a small suitcase and flew to Barcelona for the inaugural sailing.
Here’s how I got on…
LET’S TALK ABOUT SIZE
I spotted Symphony, Royal Caribbean’s 25th vessel, on our descent into Barcelona. It looked mahoosive from the air – unsurprising really, given that she is approximately five times the size of the Titanic and has the capacity to carry 6,690 passengers alongside an international crew of 2,200. After checking in I spent a good half an hour wandering around in a daze, neck trained skyward muttering: “How on earth am I on a ship? How does this thing even float?” She weighs more than 17,000 African elephants for goodness sake.
TOP TIP: PACK FLAT SHOES
There are no travelators and you’ll clock up a lot of miles on foot. I boarded late in the afternoon and by the time I went to bed I’d notched up 5.1 miles (according to my iPhone). The next day I finally had control of my bearings but still walked in excess of seven miles. Remember that the corridors are long – on board, there are an incredible 2,759 cabins, as well as suites – so if you forget something in your room you’ll have a fair trek back. It’s wise to triple-check that you have everything you need before venturing out.
LET’S TALK ABOUT ROOMS
I’d assumed that guest lodgings on a cruise ship were known as cabins but on Symphony they’re called ‘staterooms’. I’d also assumed said dwellings would be poky. How wrong I was?! My ocean-view room had a large balcony, a desk and sofa area. I was also taken with my compact yet practical bathroom, especially the shower. Again, I’d assumed (I really need to stop making assumptions) that the water pressure would be low because we were on a cruise ship but it was better than mine at home!
Did the rocking of the vessel cause any queasiness? Nope. I couldn’t feel a thing. Oh, and I just happened to enjoy the best night’s sleep of the year in my fantastically comfy double bed. It seems I am not alone. On mentioning this to a crew member, I was informed that similar feedback from passengers on other Royal Caribbean fleets had spurred the company to start selling the mattresses! Being a technophobe, I also loved the fact that the air con in the room was easy to operate. It’s a straight dial. Turn left for cold air, right for warm. None of this fiddling with thermostats or remote controls. Hooray!
INTERESTING FACT: There’s one ‘wow’ factor 1,346 sq ft guest room on the ship. It’s called the Ultimate Family Suite, sleeps up to eight people and comes with a private butler. Inside you’ll find a 3D cinema room with popcorn machine, an air hockey and pool table. There’s even a slide from the children’s bedroom to the living room, as well as a floor-to-ceiling Lego climbing wall. Oh, there’s also a 212 sq ft balcony with a hot tub. Even though it costs £30,000 for five nights, the suite is mostly booked up for 2018.
LET’S TALK ABOUT ADVENTURE
The cruise liner is split into seven neighbourhoods. The Pool and Sports Zone, also home to the zip wire, tantalisingly whispered my name. Whizzing through the air – nine decks up – might not be everyone’s cup of tea but I found the experience terrifically exhilarating. The neighbouring boogie board simulator brought equal levels of pleasure and buoyed by my respectable efforts, I ambitiously headed over to the Flowrider surf pool where I fared less well, wiping out after one second!
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This anti-cruiser is now a cruis-ader 😂Who knew cruising could be so much fun! Boogie board and surf simulators, the tallest water slide at sea, a ZIP line, 20 plus swimming pools, an escape room…the list is endless on the world’s largest ship #symphonyoftheseas I look in control here but this was such hard work. I only lasted five minutes or so and could feel the fatigue set in as soon as I stopped. Even so, at LEAST my body was strong enough to give it a go today. #smallsteps #relaxyaselftohealth #royalcaribbean 📷 @nadia_dailyself
The instructor told me that it was far harder to surf on a simulator than in the open sea. Whether he was just trying to make me feel better I do not know, but I accepted his words! Sadly, I ran out of time to try Ultimate Abyss. At 45.72 meters above sea level, it is taller than Buckingham Palace and has a ten-floor drop. I also missed out on glow-in-the-dark laser tag, although I heard rave reviews.
Central Park, one of the boroughs, is a wonderfully relaxing green space. There are more plants than there are Great Pavilion exhibits at the Chelsea Flower Show. You’ll also find trees and more than 12,000 tropical plants.
LET’S TALK ABOUT THE SPA
As many of you know, I struggle to relax but I instantly felt the weight of the world lift off my shoulders the moment I walked into the Vitality Spa for a 75-minute deep tissue massage with my lovely therapist Rachelle. She asked me to fill in a personal information form on which I explained all about my bizarre reactions to certain ingredients and then carefully checked the product labels before starting work on me.
She certainly knew her stuff, quickly identifying the parts of my body that were in a pickle and set to work ironing out the knots. I felt like a new woman by the end and was reluctant to leave. Massages are not included in the cost of your trip and this one cost $179 dollars but there are cheaper options. You can also pay extra to hire out your own private hot tub with multi-coloured changing lights.
TOP TIP: If you’d rather pay nothing and relax in a communal whirlpool head back up on deck to the Solarium Big Wonder art installation area. Here’s you’ll find fantastic views of the sea and it’s incredibly romantic at sunset too.
LET’S TALK ABOUT ENTERTAINMENT
Truth be told, I wasn’t too fussed when I heard that there was an ice skating show taking part in the theatre but I went along anyway. And boy I’m glad I did. 1977 was my first experience of an ice production. From the awe-inspiring ability of the skaters to the ridiculously impressive speed of the outfit changes and even the lighting and music, I oohed and ahhed my way throughout the entire performance.
The next night I skipped the musical Hairspray in favour of Aqua-Nation, a theatrical water-based show involving high-diving aerial performances off Olympic height boards and magnificent synchronised swimming routines. It was quite literally breathtaking. Later, I discovered a little bar playing salsa and meringue and spent a good half an hour being twirled around by a very patient Spaniard. Oh, and of course I found the nightclub playing house and chart music. You’re never too old, right?
TOP TIP: Fancy a cocktail with a difference? Check out the bionic bar, which has two robotic bartenders. You select your favourite cocktail on an iPad and the robot gets to work preparing your drink. Or, find your way to the Rising Tide Bar, which moves up and down between three decks.
LET’S TALK ABOUT FOOD
I must confess, I was worried about eating on a cruise ship serving thousands of people given the state of my health right now and all my histamine issues. I no longer eat out because it’s so difficult. But the chefs could not have been more accommodating. One in the Windjammer Marketplace (my favourite place to eat – there was so much choice despite my tricky diet) offered to make me fresh bread from scratch so I needn’t miss out. So kind! Altogether there are 20 restaurants to choose from including Hooked Seafood, El Loco Fresh (a Mexican restaurant) and Jamie’s Italian.
TOP TIP: Be sure to check out the Wonderland restaurant and bar. Look at the carpets. Look at the back of the chairs. And look at the attire of the waiters and waitresses. I won’t give too much away but it gets curiouser and curiouser…
I never thought in a million years I’d end up on a cruise ship but I can honestly say I had a blast. Who knew cruising could be so much fun and aimed at all ages? I didn’t get bored. I didn’t have any seasickness. And given my fear of contracting norovirus, I was thrilled to see numerous hand sanitisers dotted around the ship and by elevator doors. Everywhere I turned there seemed to be a cleaner rubbing down a bannister or scrubbing steps. Good news for a worryguts like me!
I also loved the attention to detail. From the names of the days of the week helpfully set within the lift floor to the friendly crew members who seemed to just magically appear. Step out of your room, there’s an attendant in the corridor. Need a drink? There’s a waiter by your table. Lose your dictaphone in the theatre/nightclub (which was packed to the rafters), a staff member will find it! Yes, this actually happened! How they located it I shall never know but I’m eternally grateful. Now that’s service for you!
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Symphony of the Seas will be spending her first summer season in the Mediterranean. A 7-night Western Mediterranean cruise sailing on 13th September 2018 starts from £1,060 per person, based on two people sharing an Interior stateroom. Calling at Rome (Civitavecchia) – Italy, Naples (Capri) – Italy, Barcelona – Spain, Palma De Mallorca – Spain, Marseille – France, and Florence/Pisa (La Spezia) – Italy, before returning to Rome. For more information about Symphony and how to book visit www.royalcaribbean.co.uk/our-